Archive for June, 2006

slipping the bachelor a mickey

Friday, June 23rd, 2006

The previous post about the bachelor show reminded me of a funny story. I planned one of a my buddies had a bachelor party a few years back here in Montreal. The bachelor was one of these guys who was always playing practical jokes on people. being his bachelor party he was well aware they we were going to pull some type of prank, so he was very cautious during the whole party. Like all great bachelor parties we wound up at the strip club at the end of the night. The bachelor had been to a few parties in Montreal before so he was well aware of the bachelor show. While there was no real surprise factor with the show he was willing to be a good sport and go on stage and take his lickings. Since he was going on stage we figured this would be the best time to pull a prank on him. What could be do to him that would be more embarrassing than being on stage in your underwear?  How about being caught on stage in your underwear with a massive erection? that’s embarrassing and is exactly what we did to the bachelor. An hour or before he was due to go on stage we crushed up an elephant sized Viagra and put it in his gin and tonic. The beauty of this is that for some reason drinks with gin in them are blue under the black lights of the strip club, so there was no way he could see the Viagra. The prank worked perfectly. the bachelor went up on stage and when they ripped off his pants you could see his soldier standing at attention. The bachelor was so embarrassed. The best part was he did not suspect it was a prank but rather it was more due to him being drunk and not being able to control himself.

So there you have it, a great bachelor party prank: slipping the bachelor some Viagra

Bachelor Show

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

bachelor show

Going to a strip clubs is definitely one of the staples of a bachelor party especially in Montreal. One popular thing to do at the Montreal strip clubs is to have a bachelor show on stage at the strip club.  A bachelor show is always pre arranged with the establishment ahead of time and usually cost any where from $150-200. While it is pricy it is almost always worth it. For a bachelor show the strip club DJ will call out the bachelor’s name and instruct him go up on stage where there are 2-3 strippers are waiting for him. The show usually starts out as an innocent lap dance however the Montreal strippers slowly start strip the bachelor down till he is in nothing but his underwear. The bachelor is then instructed to lay down on his stomach. At this point the innocence of the show starts to fade as the girls usually expose the bachelors rear end and proceed to whip it with his bent. Let me tell you some of these girls can whip, you can pretty much count on some nice red marks that the bachelor will have a hard time explaining to his fiance. It never gets old seeing the expressions on the bachelor’s face as he is getting abused on stage. The shows do vary from club to club, some like to tie up the bachelor or parade him like a dog (depicted above).

The purpose of this is of course to embarrass the bachelor in front of all your buddies and everyone else at the club. After all often a bachelor party is as much for those attending as it is for the bachelor. while this is all done in the spirit of having a little fun, it is important to note that the bachelor show is not suitable for every bachelor. While it might seem like a good idea to all of those attending it may not be to the bachelor. I have seen a few bachelors gather their clothes from the stage and run straight out of the club, which can ruin the party. That is why you must really get a feel for how the bachelor will react to the situation. After all, The bachelor is someone you do care about. 

Montreal: The Ideal Bachelor Party City

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

As i commented yesterday, i strongly feel that Montreal is the ideal city for a bachelor party.  While some people know about Montreal a large majority of the people have never been to Montreal and are usually hesitant to come. Like wise i always find the same people become Montreal’s biggest fan after one visit. So what makes Montreal so great? Simply put whatever your vise is Montreal has it in both quantity and quality. Askmen.com has even placed Montreal in the number two spot on the top ten bachelor party destinations citing

Montreal is unarguably one of the best bachelor party locations in the world. Take a walk down Crescent Street or St. Laurent Boulevard and you’ll see hordes of beautiful women from all over the world, a slew of trendy bars and nightclubs, and most importantly, renowned strip clubs visited by many bachelor parties”

To me Montreal is the real sin city. Las Vegas is officially dubbed Sin city however much like its title the entire city has been constructed that way. Unlike Las Vegas and its strip of hotels the whole city has an atmosphere perfect for bachelor parties. A perfect example of this are the Montreal strip clubs. there are over 32 strip clubs dispersed across the downtown area. The strip-clubs in Montreal offer full-contact lap dances, in which patrons are able to touch the strippers. best of all the lap dances only cost $10 CND per song and you are not expected to tip. check out the the sin cite article for an in depth (and humorous) look at the Montreal strip clubs.

The strip clubs is only one part of Montreal that makes the city the ideal host for a bachelor party. I will be writing more articles about Montreal in the very near future.

The Bachelor Party Expert

Monday, June 12th, 2006

Welcome to Bachelor Party Montreal, your online resource for all things bachelor parties in Montreal. I am the Montreal bachelor party expert (self proclaimed of course), I have planned and attended many bachelor parties throughout the years. Thru the years I’ve experienced the good, the bad, and the “I can’t remember”. While I may be an expert now, a few years ago I was chosen as the best man and had the responsibility of planning my first bachelor party. I still remember the stress and frustration trying to plan the perfect party. While I thought I did a good job it went horribly wrong. Since then I have learned from my mistakes and have gotten so good at planning bachelor parties that I have grown to love put together bachelor parties so much I’ve decided to share my experiences ( hence this site).
The purpose of this site is to help provide the information one needs to plan the perfect bachelor party. I will include my experiences as well as several bachelor party ideas that myself and others have tested over the years. I’ll tell you what works and what does not along with tips, reviews, and of course stories.
I’ve been to parties in ever destination one can imagine: Las Vegas, Amsterdam, Miami, Vancouver, Cancun, NYC, etc, and in my opinion Montreal is the ideal city for a bachelor party. While I’m a huge fan of Montreal there are tons of people out there who know little about this city. While the main purpose of this site is help those planning a bachelor party the secondary purpose is to inform people about Montreal that is why I’ve dubbed this site bachelor party Montreal.