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3 Ways to Ruin a Montreal Bachelor Party

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

3 Ways to Ruin a Montreal Bachelor Party

A Montreal bachelor party often proves to be one of life’s most memorable events, both for the groom and the close friends who accompany him to sin cite. There are, however, some things that can instantly transform a bachelor party from something spectacular into an event everyone would rather forget. Here are a few ways to ruin even the most carefully planned Montreal bachelor party every time:

Bring the wives and girlfriends: Who thought up the idea of co-ed bachelor parties? Our guess is a whipped man or – more likely – a bride-to-be. We all love our girls, but leave them at home when bachelor party time arrives. No matter how cool and laid back they are, they’ll turn jealous and possessive the moment your group walks into a full-contact Montreal strip club. Trust us on this one.

Invite the big mouth: Nobody can relax at a bachelor party when there’s a guy around who simply can’t keep his mouth shut. You can’t let loose or do anything too irresponsible because you know everyone back home will hear about it.

Let the wuss tag along: It’s amazing these guys even go to events like bachelor parties, because it’s clear they never have a good time. He’ll be whining that he’s tired by 10 p.m. and complaining that his feet are sore from standing every time you go out to partake in the Montreal nightlife. Worst of all, he’ll want the entire group to call it a night just because he can’t hack it. Do everyone – including him – a favor. Leave his name off the guest list!

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The Montreal Bachelor Party Aftermath: Making Things Right Before the Big Day

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

The Montreal Bachelor Party Aftermath: Making Things Right Before the Big Day

If you come home from your bachelor party in Montreal and it seems like your future bride is a little distant, you’re probably not imagining things. She says she’s “fine,” but experienced men know that’s female speak for “I’m absolutely fuming but I’m not going to tell you why because you should know.” Obviously, you want to smooth things over after a Montreal bachelor party in time for the wedding. Here are four tips to help you do it:

Just shut up about it already: Every time you mention your recent trip to Montreal, you’re making things worse. She starts picturing the debauchery and feeling jealous she wasn’t included all over again. Don’t mention the Montreal bachelor party around your darling bride, and tell your boys to stay tight-lipped too.

Help with the wedding planning: If you’re looking for an easy way to suck up, offer to accompany her to the florist to choose a bouquet or spend some time looking at linens for the reception hall. Caution: This is only a good tactic if you will be able to appear genuinely interested in flowers and tablecloths.

Be a homebody for a few weekends: Stay out of the nightclubs and spend some quality time with her. Stress how much more fun it is to cuddle and watch movies with her instead of going out to some loud bar.

Make plans to take her to Montreal: One of the best ways to make up is to show the bride what Montreal (minus the strip clubs) is all about. If you had your Mont

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The People you Did Not Invite to the Montreal Bachelor Party: How to Deal

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

The People you Did Not Invite to the Montreal Bachelor Party: How to Deal

Unfortunately, not everyone who expects to be invited to bachelor parties will be. Here are a few options for dealing with the guys who, for whatever reason, didn’t quite make the cut:

Keep the Montreal bachelor party a secret: Think hard before you decide to go with this option, because it means you can never speak of this legendary event in the company of others. It’s a good choice if your bachelor party group is small or you don’t see the people you chose not to invite on a regular basis.

Tell them the reasons they weren’t invited: If you choose this approach, it’s best not to be honest. Uncle Jim is not likely to understand if you tell him he wasn’t invited because he can’t be trusted to keep his big mouth shut or because everyone felt he’d scare away the strippers. Instead, tell him you knew he lost his job and didn’t want to put him on the spot, or that you heard he was afraid of flying. Use whatever excuse you can…just make sure you come off as a concerned friend doing the non-invitee a favor.

Have the best man take the fall for the groom: This is perfect if the best man doesn’t know the guys who weren’t invited. The groom can tell his college buddy he put him on the guest list, but the best man made a mistake and booked for 10 people instead of 11. Unfortunately, the reservations were finalized before anyone noticed the screw up. If only the best man would learn how to count.

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Why Women Hate Bachelor Parties

Saturday, April 3rd, 2010

Why Women Hate Bachelor Parties

Just the term bachelor party is enough to put a scowl on most women’s faces. But why? What is it about bachelor parties that instantly raises suspicions and causes moods to turn from sunny to sour? Women might give you a hundred reasons why they hate these pre-wedding events, but they usually fall under one of the following three categories:

Women are jealous: Let’s be honest. In many cases, bachelorette parties are pretty lame compared to bachelor parties, and that’s if the maid of honor decides to organize a celebration at all. Either way, you’re getting something she isn’t. Women don’t like that. It’ll awaken the green-eyed monster every time. She might call your bachelor party stupid, childish, and an extreme waste of money, but deep down she’s wishing someone would care enough to organize a huge bash for her.

Women know what men are like: Our significant others realize that when guys get together for a bachelor party, a pack mentality takes over. They know that their normally (somewhat) sensible guys will be pounding back the booze, getting rowdy, and going to strip clubs. Say what you want about women, but they’re not naive when it comes to what happens during bachelor parties.

Women don’t trust us: “It’s not you I don’t trust…” She might finish this off in several ways, such as “it’s your friends,” “it’s the strippers,” or “it’s the alcohol.” No matter how she phrases it, what she really means is “I don’t trust you.” Bachelor parties make women uneasy because they offer men so many opportunities to do things they shouldn’t.

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Bachelor Party: Making Commemorative T-Shirts

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Bachelor Party: Making Commemorative T-Shirts

You’re almost set for the bachelor party next month. You’ve got the destination chosen, the guests are confirmed, and you’re finalizing flight times. The next major item on your list is to pick out the design for the commemorative t-shirts. Are you certain you want to brand him and the group? Well…

Money better spent?: It’s highly unlikely that anybody will ever wear their t-shirt again. It will likely get shoved to the bottom of a drawer for a few years before being thrown away. Use the money you would have wasted spent on t-shirts to buy more beer or plan a fun activity instead. Try getting a white T-Shirt for the bachelor. This allows for interactions with girls while they sign him as opposed to an outright branding.
It’s very popular amongst women: Commemorative t-shirts are usually associated with bachelorette parties. Now, we’re not saying people will think your group is girly just because you are all wearing matching light blue t-shirts, but do you really want to take that chance?

Keep a few things in mind: When girls identify the bachelor (and they will), they’ll ask many questions about the wedding, and the groom will have no choice but to answer. This can be a great line opener and increase the odds of meeting lots of girls, but the guest of honor may get involved in deep conversation about wedding plans, so be prepared to cut in and make sure those girls are talking and sharing drinks with the rest of the group and talking about that nights plans…

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Bachelor Party Don’t: Taking a Ton of Pictures

Friday, October 23rd, 2009


Montreal is where your group will be celebrating the groom’s last night of freedom. With so much culture around you, it’s only natural that you’d want to take some pictures to help you remember your once-in-a-lifetime trip. Snapping pictures every five seconds is something you should really try not to do during a bachelor party, though. Following are the top three reasons why:

 

#1 – It screams “tourist!”: Wherever you decide to hold the bachelor party, you want to blend in with the locals and appear as though your group belongs in the town or city. Snapping a picture every three or four feet when you walk down the road or through a park tells everybody you’re somebody who’s “just visiting.”

#2 – It may result in the mistaken collection of evidence: It’s a simple relationship: the more pictures you take, the higher the likelihood you will take a picture of something you shouldn’t. Most bachelor party experts say that these events should be camera-free, but if you insist on taking it along, snap a few pictures of your group before you head out to any strip clubs or bars. Fewer pictures that are well-planned are always a safer bet than a multitude of candid shots.

#3 – You only need so many pictures of that local landmark: Some people who bring cameras along end up wasting a lot of time photographing buildings and scenery, time that could be better spent admiring the local female population. Don’t be one of those tourists who takes 100 pictures of Old Montreal for the folks back home. They’ll be bored after the first 10 anyway, so buy some postcards instead.   

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How to Cover Up Your Bachelor Party

Monday, August 10th, 2009

Men have been having bachelor parties for hundreds of years, and women have been suspicious of these all-male rights of passage for just as long, oftentimes for good reason. However, there are effective ways to cover up your bachelor party and convince your significant other that you were all on your best behavior throughout the trip…

Plant some fake evidence: Make her feel bad for ever doubting you in the first place by planting some fake evidence in your pockets. Some great ideas are maps of botanical gardens and attractions or museum brochures.

Prepare a text message in advance: You should never call your girlfriend or wife while you’re out drinking, but there’s no reason why you can’t prepare a nice text message in advance. Send it to her at about 10:30 or 11:00. Something like “exhausted after an evening at the zoo, but wanted to say I love you. Heading to bed now. Talk soon. xoxo” would work quite nicely.

Agree on a cover story: If there’s one thing women love to do, it’s compare notes. So if Joe tells his wife you went jetboating on Saturday afternoon and Mike tells his girlfriend you were at the botanical gardens, that’s a problem. The best thing to do is take some time to concoct a cover story, perhaps during the plane ride to your destination. Don’t make it too detailed, but agree on what major activities you did each day and evening, which – hint, hint – probably won’t include swilling beer and getting lap dances from strippers. Have everybody memorize your fictitious itinerary, and test each other periodically during the weekend and the plane ride home.

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One of the Top Reasons to Have a Montreal Bachelor Party: The Food

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009


If you head to a tourist trap for your bachelor party, the food may be disappointing to say the least. You’ll probably be stuck buying overpriced, bland fare, and the menu entrees likely won’t vary all that much from one establishment to the next. There are many reasons to have a Montreal bachelor party (strip clubs, women, night clubs, strippers), and the food is definitely one of them. Here are some advantages of dining out in North America’s gourmet capital:

Selection: There are close to 5,000 restaurants in Montreal, so you’ll have an unbelievable number of options to choose from.

Variety: You can get pretty much anything you’re craving in Montreal. There are establishments specializing in Chinese, Italian, Indian, and of course French cuisine, so you can enjoy foie gras or a fiery plate of curried chicken. There are also options if you want a quick bite after the bar. Grab some fast food or try some poutine, a signature, very cheesy Quebec dish.

Price: The truth is, you can spend practically whatever you like when you go out for dinner in Montreal. There are plenty of fine dining options, or you can opt for a more casual setting if you’re looking for something quick and inexpensive.

*Tip: To experience dining out in Montreal in a whole new way, trust Montreal VIP to help you pull off your Montreal bachelor party without a hitch. They can get you reservations at the most exclusive Montreal restaurants. Once you arrive, you’ll be given the best seats and preferred service in true VIP fashion, and you’ll enjoy great discounts on a la carte and table d’hôte dishes.

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Top 10 Reasons to Have a Montreal Bachelor Party

Monday, July 27th, 2009


1. It’s more affordable than other popular destinations.

Tourist traps like Vegas and Atlantic City will charge you a fortune for everything. That’s not the case in Montreal. Choosing this destination for a bachelor party can save you some dough.

2. It’s close.

You won’t have to travel for days before the party can begin when you choose to hold it in Montreal.

3. It’s something different.

Vegas has been done to death! Isn’t it time to try something a little more unique?

4. The strip clubs are awesome.

There are dozens of full-contact and non-contact strip clubs in downtown Montreal filled with beautiful and friendly dancers who love to party. Need we say more?

5. There are night clubs galore.

You won’t get to visit them all, but exploring a few of Montreal’s hundreds of night clubs is sure to be a real treat.

6. You can enjoy world class dining.

Experience the pleasure of good food and fine wine in Montreal, widely considered the gourmet capital of North America.

7. There’s lots to do during the day.

Golf, white water rafting, paintball, and jet boating are just a few options if you’re looking for a fun way to kill an afternoon.

8. You can try your luck.

Stop by the Montreal Casino to try for a big win at one of the card tables or thousands of slots. It’s open around the clock, so any time is perfect for gaming in Montreal.

9. The city is full of great women.

You’ll see beautiful women everywhere in Montreal, from the street corners to the insides of the swankiest strip clubs.

10. There are private entertainment options here you won’t find anywhere else.

How would you like a private show in your hotel? Wouldn’t it be cool to watch some lovely ladies perform just for the bachelor? Have you ever had a naked dinner reservation? What about a naked breakfast? These personal, private, and very sexy experiences are possible in few other places.

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Bachelor Show

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

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Going to a strip clubs is definitely one of the staples of a bachelor party especially in Montreal. One popular thing to do at the Montreal strip clubs is to have a bachelor show on stage at the strip club.  A bachelor show is always pre arranged with the establishment ahead of time and usually cost any where from $150-200. While it is pricy it is almost always worth it. For a bachelor show the strip club DJ will call out the bachelor’s name and instruct him go up on stage where there are 2-3 strippers are waiting for him. The show usually starts out as an innocent lap dance however the Montreal strippers slowly start strip the bachelor down till he is in nothing but his underwear. The bachelor is then instructed to lay down on his stomach. At this point the innocence of the show starts to fade as the girls usually expose the bachelors rear end and proceed to whip it with his bent. Let me tell you some of these girls can whip, you can pretty much count on some nice red marks that the bachelor will have a hard time explaining to his fiance. It never gets old seeing the expressions on the bachelor’s face as he is getting abused on stage. The shows do vary from club to club, some like to tie up the bachelor or parade him like a dog (depicted above).

The purpose of this is of course to embarrass the bachelor in front of all your buddies and everyone else at the club. After all often a bachelor party is as much for those attending as it is for the bachelor. while this is all done in the spirit of having a little fun, it is important to note that the bachelor show is not suitable for every bachelor. While it might seem like a good idea to all of those attending it may not be to the bachelor. I have seen a few bachelors gather their clothes from the stage and run straight out of the club, which can ruin the party. That is why you must really get a feel for how the bachelor will react to the situation. After all, The bachelor is someone you do care about. 

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