Bachelor Party Montreal

Bachelor Party: Making Commemorative T-Shirts

You’re almost set for the bachelor party next month. You’ve got the destination chosen, the guests are confirmed, and you’re finalizing flight times. The next major item on your list is to pick out the design for the commemorative t-shirts. Are you certain you want to brand him and the group? Well…

Money better spent?: It’s highly unlikely that anybody will ever wear their t-shirt again. It will likely get shoved to the bottom of a drawer for a few years before being thrown away. Use the money you would have wasted spent on t-shirts to buy more beer or plan a fun activity instead. Try getting a white T-Shirt for the bachelor. This allows for interactions with girls while they sign him as opposed to an outright branding.
It’s very popular amongst women: Commemorative t-shirts are usually associated with bachelorette parties. Now, we’re not saying people will think your group is girly just because you are all wearing matching light blue t-shirts, but do you really want to take that chance?

Keep a few things in mind: When girls identify the bachelor (and they will), they’ll ask many questions about the wedding, and the groom will have no choice but to answer. This can be a great line opener and increase the odds of meeting lots of girls, but the guest of honor may get involved in deep conversation about wedding plans, so be prepared to cut in and make sure those girls are talking and sharing drinks with the rest of the group and talking about that nights plans…

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Montreal is where your group will be celebrating the groom’s last night of freedom. With so much culture around you, it’s only natural that you’d want to take some pictures to help you remember your once-in-a-lifetime trip. Snapping pictures every five seconds is something you should really try not to do during a bachelor party, though. Following are the top three reasons why:

#1 – It screams “tourist!”: Wherever you decide to hold the bachelor party, you want to blend in with the locals and appear as though your group belongs in the town or city. Snapping a picture every three or four feet when you walk down the road or through a park tells everybody you’re somebody who’s “just visiting.”

#2 – It may result in the mistaken collection of evidence: It’s a simple relationship: the more pictures you take, the higher the likelihood you will take a picture of something you shouldn’t. Most bachelor party experts say that these events should be camera-free, but if you insist on taking it along, snap a few pictures of your group before you head out to any strip clubs or bars. Fewer pictures that are well-planned are always a safer bet than a multitude of candid shots.

#3 – You only need so many pictures of that local landmark: Some people who bring cameras along end up wasting a lot of time photographing buildings and scenery, time that could be better spent admiring the local female population. Don’t be one of those tourists who takes 100 pictures of Old Montreal for the folks back home. They’ll be bored after the first 10 anyway, so buy some postcards instead.   

Men have been having bachelor parties for hundreds of years, and women have been suspicious of these all-male rights of passage for just as long, oftentimes for good reason. However, there are effective ways to cover up your bachelor party and convince your significant other that you were all on your best behavior throughout the trip…

Plant some fake evidence: Make her feel bad for ever doubting you in the first place by planting some fake evidence in your pockets. Some great ideas are maps of botanical gardens and attractions or museum brochures.

Prepare a text message in advance: You should never call your girlfriend or wife while you’re out drinking, but there’s no reason why you can’t prepare a nice text message in advance. Send it to her at about 10:30 or 11:00. Something like “exhausted after an evening at the zoo, but wanted to say I love you. Heading to bed now. Talk soon. xoxo” would work quite nicely.

Agree on a cover story: If there’s one thing women love to do, it’s compare notes. So if Joe tells his wife you went jetboating on Saturday afternoon and Mike tells his girlfriend you were at the botanical gardens, that’s a problem. The best thing to do is take some time to concoct a cover story, perhaps during the plane ride to your destination. Don’t make it too detailed, but agree on what major activities you did each day and evening, which – hint, hint – probably won’t include swilling beer and getting lap dances from strippers. Have everybody memorize your fictitious itinerary, and test each other periodically during the weekend and the plane ride home.

If you head to a tourist trap for your bachelor party, the food may be disappointing to say the least. You’ll probably be stuck buying overpriced, bland fare, and the menu entrees likely won’t vary all that much from one establishment to the next. There are many reasons to have a Montreal bachelor party (strip clubs, women, night clubs, strippers), and the food is definitely one of them. Here are some advantages of dining out in North America’s gourmet capital:

Selection: There are close to 5,000 restaurants in Montreal, so you’ll have an unbelievable number of options to choose from.

Variety: You can get pretty much anything you’re craving in Montreal. There are establishments specializing in Chinese, Italian, Indian, and of course French cuisine, so you can enjoy foie gras or a fiery plate of curried chicken. There are also options if you want a quick bite after the bar. Grab some fast food or try some poutine, a signature, very cheesy Quebec dish.

Price: The truth is, you can spend practically whatever you like when you go out for dinner in Montreal. There are plenty of fine dining options, or you can opt for a more casual setting if you’re looking for something quick and inexpensive.

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1. It’s more affordable than other popular destinations.

Tourist traps like Vegas and Atlantic City will charge you a fortune for everything. That’s not the case in Montreal. Choosing this destination for a bachelor party can save you some dough.

2. It’s close.

You won’t have to travel for days before the party can begin when you choose to hold it in Montreal.

3. It’s something different.

Vegas has been done to death! Isn’t it time to try something a little more unique?

4. The strip clubs are awesome.

There are dozens of full-contact and non-contact strip clubs in downtown Montreal filled with beautiful and friendly dancers who love to party. Need we say more?

5. There are night clubs galore.

You won’t get to visit them all, but exploring a few of Montreal’s hundreds of night clubs is sure to be a real treat.

6. You can enjoy world class dining.

Experience the pleasure of good food and fine wine in Montreal, widely considered the gourmet capital of North America.

7. There’s lots to do during the day.

Golf, white water rafting, paintball, and jet boating are just a few options if you’re looking for a fun way to kill an afternoon.

8. You can try your luck.

Stop by the Montreal Casino to try for a big win at one of the card tables or thousands of slots. It’s open around the clock, so any time is perfect for gaming in Montreal.

9. The city is full of great women.

You’ll see beautiful women everywhere in Montreal, from the street corners to the insides of the swankiest strip clubs.

10. There are private entertainment options here you won’t find anywhere else.

How would you like a private show in your hotel? Wouldn’t it be cool to watch some lovely ladies perform just for the bachelor? Have you ever had a naked dinner reservation? What about a naked breakfast? These personal, private, and very sexy experiences are possible in few other places.

Going to a strip clubs is definitely one of the staples of a bachelor party especially in Montreal. One popular thing to do at the Montreal strip clubs is to have a bachelor show on stage at the strip club.  A bachelor show is always pre arranged with the establishment ahead of time and usually cost any where from $150-200. While it is pricy it is almost always worth it. For a bachelor show the strip club DJ will call out the bachelor’s name and instruct him go up on stage where there are 2-3 strippers are waiting for him. The show usually starts out as an innocent lap dance however the Montreal strippers slowly start strip the bachelor down till he is in nothing but his underwear. The bachelor is then instructed to lay down on his stomach. At this point the innocence of the show starts to fade as the girls usually expose the bachelors rear end and proceed to whip it with his bent. Let me tell you some of these girls can whip, you can pretty much count on some nice red marks that the bachelor will have a hard time explaining to his fiance. It never gets old seeing the expressions on the bachelor’s face as he is getting abused on stage. The shows do vary from club to club, some like to tie up the bachelor or parade him like a dog (depicted above).

The purpose of this is of course to embarrass the bachelor in front of all your buddies and everyone else at the club. After all often a bachelor party is as much for those attending as it is for the bachelor. while this is all done in the spirit of having a little fun, it is important to note that the bachelor show is not suitable for every bachelor. While it might seem like a good idea to all of those attending it may not be to the bachelor. I have seen a few bachelors gather their clothes from the stage and run straight out of the club, which can ruin the party. That is why you must really get a feel for how the bachelor will react to the situation. After all, The bachelor is someone you do care about.