Bachelor Party Don’t: Taking a Ton of Pictures

October 23rd, 2009


Montreal is where your group will be celebrating the groom’s last night of freedom. With so much culture around you, it’s only natural that you’d want to take some pictures to help you remember your once-in-a-lifetime trip. Snapping pictures every five seconds is something you should really try not to do during a bachelor party, though. Following are the top three reasons why:

 

#1 – It screams “tourist!”: Wherever you decide to hold the bachelor party, you want to blend in with the locals and appear as though your group belongs in the town or city. Snapping a picture every three or four feet when you walk down the road or through a park tells everybody you’re somebody who’s “just visiting.”

#2 – It may result in the mistaken collection of evidence: It’s a simple relationship: the more pictures you take, the higher the likelihood you will take a picture of something you shouldn’t. Most bachelor party experts say that these events should be camera-free, but if you insist on taking it along, snap a few pictures of your group before you head out to any strip clubs or bars. Fewer pictures that are well-planned are always a safer bet than a multitude of candid shots.

#3 – You only need so many pictures of that local landmark: Some people who bring cameras along end up wasting a lot of time photographing buildings and scenery, time that could be better spent admiring the local female population. Don’t be one of those tourists who takes 100 pictures of Old Montreal for the folks back home. They’ll be bored after the first 10 anyway, so buy some postcards instead.   

Top Reasons to Have a Bachelor Party in Montreal: Uniqueness

October 3rd, 2009

When it comes to bachelor parties, one of the main goals should be to plan an event that is original. A Las Vegas bachelor party…now that’s never been done. A jaunt to Atlantic City…yawn. If you’re looking for a destination that is unique in every sense of the word, Montreal is the clear choice each and every time.

A bachelor party in Montreal is one destination that hasn’t been done to death: Montreal is a somewhat unusual destination, and you’re sure to raise some eyebrows when you tell everybody you’re heading to Canada to share one last weekend of fun with the groom.

Montreal is a blend of sinfulness and haute culture: Montreal has everything a group of guys looking for a good time could want. There are dozens of strip clubs serving up plenty of booze, hot women, and full-contact lap dances, as well as an eclectic selection of night clubs. But Montreal’s naughty nightlife is just a small part of the city’s identity. You can also enjoy thrilling rides at the La Ronde amusement park, sample gourmet delicacies in the fine restaurants, and stroll through Old Montreal to experience the unique old-world culture.

Montreal VIP offers matchless bachelor party options: Montreal is also a unique bachelor party destination because of the services offered by Montreal VIP. When you’re with them, you’ll feel like a celebrity, not a tourist. Experience the thrill of getting the best table at the finest dining establishments, having a personal host on call at all times, entering the hottest nightclubs without waiting in line or paying a cover charge, and receiving bottle service in ultra-exclusive VIP lounges and champagne rooms.

How to Cover Up Your Bachelor Party

August 10th, 2009

Men have been having bachelor parties for hundreds of years, and women have been suspicious of these all-male rights of passage for just as long, oftentimes for good reason. However, there are effective ways to cover up your bachelor party and convince your significant other that you were all on your best behavior throughout the trip…

Plant some fake evidence: Make her feel bad for ever doubting you in the first place by planting some fake evidence in your pockets. Some great ideas are maps of botanical gardens and attractions or museum brochures.

Prepare a text message in advance: You should never call your girlfriend or wife while you’re out drinking, but there’s no reason why you can’t prepare a nice text message in advance. Send it to her at about 10:30 or 11:00. Something like “exhausted after an evening at the zoo, but wanted to say I love you. Heading to bed now. Talk soon. xoxo” would work quite nicely.

Agree on a cover story: If there’s one thing women love to do, it’s compare notes. So if Joe tells his wife you went jetboating on Saturday afternoon and Mike tells his girlfriend you were at the botanical gardens, that’s a problem. The best thing to do is take some time to concoct a cover story, perhaps during the plane ride to your destination. Don’t make it too detailed, but agree on what major activities you did each day and evening, which – hint, hint – probably won’t include swilling beer and getting lap dances from strippers. Have everybody memorize your fictitious itinerary, and test each other periodically during the weekend and the plane ride home.

One of the Top Reasons to Have a Montreal Bachelor Party: The Food

August 4th, 2009


If you head to a tourist trap for your bachelor party, the food may be disappointing to say the least. You’ll probably be stuck buying overpriced, bland fare, and the menu entrees likely won’t vary all that much from one establishment to the next. There are many reasons to have a Montreal bachelor party (strip clubs, women, night clubs, strippers), and the food is definitely one of them. Here are some advantages of dining out in North America’s gourmet capital:

Selection: There are close to 5,000 restaurants in Montreal, so you’ll have an unbelievable number of options to choose from.

Variety: You can get pretty much anything you’re craving in Montreal. There are establishments specializing in Chinese, Italian, Indian, and of course French cuisine, so you can enjoy foie gras or a fiery plate of curried chicken. There are also options if you want a quick bite after the bar. Grab some fast food or try some poutine, a signature, very cheesy Quebec dish.

Price: The truth is, you can spend practically whatever you like when you go out for dinner in Montreal. There are plenty of fine dining options, or you can opt for a more casual setting if you’re looking for something quick and inexpensive.

*Tip: To experience dining out in Montreal in a whole new way, trust Montreal VIP to help you pull off your Montreal bachelor party without a hitch. They can get you reservations at the most exclusive Montreal restaurants. Once you arrive, you’ll be given the best seats and preferred service in true VIP fashion, and you’ll enjoy great discounts on a la carte and table d’hôte dishes.

Top 10 Reasons to Have a Montreal Bachelor Party

July 27th, 2009


1. It’s more affordable than other popular destinations.

Tourist traps like Vegas and Atlantic City will charge you a fortune for everything. That’s not the case in Montreal. Choosing this destination for a bachelor party can save you some dough.

2. It’s close.

You won’t have to travel for days before the party can begin when you choose to hold it in Montreal.

3. It’s something different.

Vegas has been done to death! Isn’t it time to try something a little more unique?

4. The strip clubs are awesome.

There are dozens of full-contact and non-contact strip clubs in downtown Montreal filled with beautiful and friendly dancers who love to party. Need we say more?

5. There are night clubs galore.

You won’t get to visit them all, but exploring a few of Montreal’s hundreds of night clubs is sure to be a real treat.

6. You can enjoy world class dining.

Experience the pleasure of good food and fine wine in Montreal, widely considered the gourmet capital of North America.

7. There’s lots to do during the day.

Golf, white water rafting, paintball, and jet boating are just a few options if you’re looking for a fun way to kill an afternoon.

8. You can try your luck.

Stop by the Montreal Casino to try for a big win at one of the card tables or thousands of slots. It’s open around the clock, so any time is perfect for gaming in Montreal.

9. The city is full of great women.

You’ll see beautiful women everywhere in Montreal, from the street corners to the insides of the swankiest strip clubs.

10. There are private entertainment options here you won’t find anywhere else.

How would you like a private show in your hotel? Wouldn’t it be cool to watch some lovely ladies perform just for the bachelor? Have you ever had a naked dinner reservation? What about a naked breakfast? These personal, private, and very sexy experiences are possible in few other places.

Why Montreal’s Strip Clubs are Better Than Vegas’s

July 21st, 2009

Those who promote Vegas’s strip clubs would have you believe that they are the best in the world, but is that actually true? How do Montreal’s strip clubs compare to those found in “sin city?” Well, in many ways they’re better, and here’s why:

They offer full-contact options: Get a private dance in Las Vegas, and it’s strictly hands-off. In Montreal, however, full-contact lap dances are perfectly legal. You’re free to touch your private dancer in most places (there are a few exceptions) as she performs just for you. Add this to the fact that lap dances in Montreal are typically about half as much as they are in Vegas, and it’s clear which option most men would choose.

They’re not hidden away in some remote part of the city: When you’re in Vegas, going to a strip club can be a real chore. Most of them are hidden away from the strip and area hotels, so just getting there can be a hassle, not to mention a significant expense. In Montreal, strip clubs are as much a part of the downtown area as its theaters, restaurants, and shops. Finding a gentleman’s club is as easy as taking a stroll down the street.

They’re more affordable in general: Vegas’s strip club prices can leave you feeling taken advantage of and gouged, emotions you likely won’t experience when you go out in Montreal. In fact, you’ll probably be surprised at just how affordable dances, drinks, and cover charges actually are here.

Bottom line: Vegas’s strip clubs simply can’t compete with the high quality, easy to find, affordable, and oh so racy adult establishments of Montreal.

Nightclubs in Montreal

August 25th, 2008

Not enough is said about the nightclubs in Montreal. Everybody (including myself) is always talking about how great the strip clubs are, without mentioning that Montreal’s nightclubs are just as unique and enjoyable to anyone visiting the city.

Many of Montreal’s clubs have recognition abroad, with a stream of celebrities who make the rounds to their favorite clubs during the busy summer season. Have a look through some of this nightclub directory and see just how many great clubs you can find.

Night Life in Montreal

August 19th, 2008

Did you guys know that Playboy TV was in town? Turns out they were filming an episode of “69 sexiest things 2 do before you die” and showcasing a local company Montreal VIP.

The show which has yet to air, features Montreal VIP taking of care of a wild couple as they enjoy the Night life in Montreal and adult scene. I saw them filming at one of the Strip Clubs downtown and can’t wait till more people see just why Montreal is such a great place to enjoy the Nightlife.

I was a bit suprised that the show focused more on the companies Couples Getaway packages, seeing as how Montreal is known more for being a major bachelor party destination. Every week I go out I see groups everywhere partying at the clubs and cutting loose like they’re in Amsterdam.

I’ll give my take on the episode when it airs.

Bachelor Party Montreal

July 21st, 2008

Have the best bachelor party in Montreal this year, and find out why the city is fast becoming known as the Sin City of the North.

Montreal has been a major destination for party goers and large groups of bachelor parties for years. Montreal VIP has been there to provide high-end service for VIP entry, bottle services, and expert advice on the nightlife. Your host will be their to get you set up at any of the trendiest nightclubs downtown.

Night Clubs in Montreal

July 11th, 2008

Affluent party goers can’t stay away after getting a taste of the Night clubs in Montreal. After experiencing the city’s exciting festival season and seeing the styles of venues Montreal offers, you’ll find yourself wanting to come back and enjoy the nightlife with full VIP service.

Walk into the hottest nightclub in town without having to worry about the long lines and cover charge. Your Montreal VIP host will set up your bottle service in advance and walk you in straight to your table.