Why Combining a Montreal Bachelor Party With a Montreal Bachelorette Party is Rarely a Good Idea

Admit it…at least once in your life you’ve had a genius plan that ended in disaster. Well, here’s another “brilliant” idea that sounds good in theory but rarely goes smoothly: having a co-ed Montreal bachelor/Montreal bachelorette party. There are so many reasons why these two momentous celebrations shouldn’t be combined…

Women (like elephants) never forget: So you had a tad too much to drink and got a little obnoxious. Or maybe you flirted with a bartender at a Montreal nightclub. Guys won’t even remember the stupid things their fellow Montreal bachelor party attendees did in a month. (Or if they do, they’ll have the good manners not to mention them). If a guy’s wife or girlfriend is there to witness it you can bet she’ll still be bringing it up in 20 years.

The whole “doing your own thing” thing won’t happen: You might say the two groups can go their separate ways for much of the getaway. Perhaps you’re envisioning the guys heading to the Montreal stripclubs while the Montreal bachelorette party ladies go to a club or relax in the Montreal hotel suite. Reality check…you’re delusional.

Women talk: The code of silence seems to be an unfamiliar concept to most women. Information that was supposed to be top secret will get out…you can bet on it.

If you bring the gals along for your Montreal bachelor party, you’re taking your chances. The best decision is to leave them behind. It’s the only way to ensure you’ll get to experience those legendary full-contact lap dances at the Montreal stripclubs. Otherwise, you might only get to walk by them on your way to the ballet.


A Montreal bachelor party group that wisely chose not to invite the ladies along


Girls getting friendly during a bachelorette party in Montreal

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